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Kkkkkkk this government is a joke. A real joke! I mean Chinamasasa or is it Chinamasa and uncle Bob are a big joke. Chinamasa once told this populist boss that they should forgo bonuses but akasvodeswerwa rakacheka nyika hanzi the presidium was never consulted. Mapombi is very sure the presidium was consulted this time around when Chinamasasa announced bonus scrapping and proposed civil servants salary cuts. Hazvishamisi kunzwa mangwana zvonzi the presidium was never consulted! Tinozviziva izvi bvunzai isu vana Mapombi tinoshanda nevanhu vakwegura kwedu kuDr Grace Trading Centre uku kwatinenge tichiita peace jobs which we are paid with rotten bananas. Kkkkkk asi zvinoita kukura so ka vakomana; chakawira hama hachisekwi shuwa.
Anyway, let us wait and see if President Mugabe will use the populist approach this time around panyaya dzemabonus and civil servants salaries. I bet you will cut the salaries until civil servants vave kutambira zvihuta. But it's fine; instead of creating 2,2million jobs our government is planning to fire 25 000. Kkkkk maths dzacho dzicharamba kubuda gore rino mirai muone.
But Mr President, don't you think it's high time you walk the talk? Mapombi remembered very well how you undressed Goodwill Masimirembwa for his alleged involvement in diamonds corruption scandal – e-eh makamufamba rakacheka nyika and many predicted that they will never ever hear about him again. But, eish, zvakabva zvangoperera ipapo kana kuzombonzwazve what happened to Masimirembwa thereafter and we are seeing him enjoying every day. Recently, last week to be precise, you confronted Saviour Kasukuwere and accused him of selling land ear marked for our Zanu PF youths to Prophet Walter Magaya. Almost everyone here was shocked when you attacked Kasukuwere of the Gushungo (G40) faction. Of course, Mapombi knew very well nothing will happen to Kasukuwere but the majority who are not privy to your antics are waiting patiently for you to take action. Kkkkkkk kanganwai hama makudo ndeamwe aya!
Anyway, we do not care much about what action you are going to take on Kasukuwere but, certainly, we expect you to reverse Chinamasa's salary cuts and bonuses scrapping announcement. That much we expect Mr President – especially when elections are fast approaching kudai kkkkkk ko vanyori vemapaper muripiko? I was expecting a headline like – Bob at catch 22 situation. kkkkkkk morumwa nechekuchera gushungo.
But kuseka tingaseka zvedu but Mapombi got some very disturbing news about our one and only gogo Shuvai Mahofa – hanzi mbuya vazorwara manje. Of course unconfirmed reports doing the rounds say gogo Mahofa is now on kidney dialysis. I really feel sorry for her – I think the situation would have been different if she had been allowed to go and rest. Thus Mapombi always say Zanu PF is heartless – moda kuti vadii chaizvo gogo Mahofa? Can't you allow her to retire? Moda kuti tiite vekusunda nebhara kuenda kumarally navo kkkkkkkk or kuvaisa mungoro nhai? And some people think it's normal to address rallies, meetings and funeral gatherings while seated. A-ah kusanyara takatanga kutozvionerawo pana gogo Mahofa isu. Even at Chief Bota's funeral last week; she addressed mourners while seated mototi zviri normal.
By the way, Mapombi heard things were not right at Chief Bota's funeral. I heard there was not even a dust road and Zinara grader rakarara richigadzira mugwagwa on the eve of burial. Mapombi heard Chief Bota was one of the most neglected chiefs in the province simply because vaifarira chematama Morgan Tsvangirai kudarika Uncle Bob. Chiefs should be treated equally regardless of political affiliations. Chete the problem we now have is that many people especially from the ruling party think the word chief or traditional leader means Zanu PF supporter. Kutozoshaya nyadzi; Mapombi heard the PA Chikova and DA Chivange also attended Chif Bota's funeral. Kkkkkkk kune vamwe vanhu vasina ganda kumeso shuwa.
Anyway, get well soon gogo Mahofa. Can I write a resignation on your behalf gogo? I am only doing this because I love you more than the crooks around you. Vamwe vanoda kungoti muite kuti vawane minda yenzimbe but the truth is they don't love you anymore.
It's almost lunch time, let me go ndindokanga hangu maputi angu for lunch as well as looking for rotten bananas at Dr Grace Mugabe Trading Centre. Kkkkkk asi Zanu PF yakashinga – how can they name such a filthy place after the First Lady? Are they suggesting that Dr Gire is as filthy as this place? Kkkkk munokuziva here kuDr Grace Mugabe Trading Centre? Anyway, who am I to suggest otherwise when the whole Zanu PF councilor, Masvingo Urban MP and Minister of State saw it fit that this place is the resemblance of Dr Gire? Anyway, that's a topic for another day nhasi regai tidye our rotten bananas takazvinyararira hedu.
And where is Machako by the way? I want to give him some flowers andipirewo gogo Mahofa – I wish her a speedy recovery. Get well soon gogo. Mapombi wish if you could retire gogo because politics dzemazuva ano is too stressing. Too stressing for your age gogo. It is also my wish that Chinamasa's call for Ministers' salary cuts is not stressing you that much gogo Mahofa. Even if he tries to do so, our populist Mr President will reverse it anyway – so worry not. But gogo how close are you to Mphoko? Please tell him kuti abude muhotera mhani haanyare wakaita seiko. Mboko imboko!news

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