Nxaa, Mapombi doubts if this man is really a Doctor (PhD) at all. I mean this Dofora guy – is it Dofora or Dokora? Whatever!
This guy is really a joke. In fact, twumadegree twekuCuba tukazobatanidzwa nemaPhD epaUZ ema three months aya disaster yega yega. Ehezve ko ndiye who was part of ana Dr Amai who graduated from UZ gore riye. Hehehehe seka zvako Mapombi makamboiona kupi thesis ingaitwa ne3 months? Chero kuHonours degeree hakuna zvakadaro.
Mapombi has since made a bold decision that he is going to enroll with UZ for a doctorate, just give me 3 months and I will be Dr Mapombi. Mungandidini? Hapana. Kkkkk but Zanu PF yachepesa education vakomana. Almost everyone is now a doctor (PhD) in Zanu PF; kkkkk nemaGrade 2 dropout wo ava madoctor. Ko chipaiwo henyuzve Nhenjana ko ndiye wadii?
Pamberi naDr Nhenjana, Pambili loDr Chadzamira, loDr Mapombi kkkk gore rino. Anyway, Dr Dokora is not so wise – in fact he is a dictator but his dictatorial tendencies have no room in modern Zimbabwe. How can he impose everything on our children without consulting the parents? Bva vana vacho vatova vako hakozve iwe?
By the way, how many children do you have Dr Dokora? I mean mune vana vangani vanonziwo vana venyu or vamunopomerwa kuti ndevenyu? I doubt if this not so intelligent minister has any children because hunhu hwacho hausi hwababa uhwu – bvunza ini Mapombi ndinoziva kurwadza kwemimba and I will tell you kuti hakuna mubereki anoita zvaunoita iwe.
Anyway, Mapombi will do a research to find out kuti blazo uyu akamira sei besides kuva muchawa. Mapombi has nothing against Dokora's religious beliefs but to impose his beliefs kuvana vedu manje haaa nyarawo shamwari. In fact, waguta kunyarwa.
And one would wonder why President Mugabe left him when he chased away all other Gamatoxes dai zvakadzingwa zvakasenda kuZimbabwe People Fired ikoko. Kkkkk pamwe zvingadaro futi zvakatodzingwa futi naJoy sezvakaitwa vana Gumbo, Mutasa naBhasikiti. Kkkkk you will be very unlucky to be fired by someone who was also fired kkkkk. Politics idzi hameno gore rino tichaonesa zvedu.
Cde Dzikamai Mavhaire how are you? By the way you are no longer in Zanu PF so we have stripped off the title 'Cde' tava kuti Mr Mavhaire kwaaaaa. Did you hear that Marujata is back nhai Mavhaire? And she has lined up a number of rallies across the country. Obviously, she will come to Mwenezi East kuzopa vanhu hembe dzemubhero as part of campaigns.
Mapombi smells a rat though. Dr Amai havangoite marally zvenhando. Let us pray that there is no one who is on the firing line. Hopefully it's not VP Emmerson Mnangagwa. Because vari kumuda kwete zvekutamba – but be warned; if the crocodile goes under the water it does not mean its dead but it's under cover. Mukaita zvekutamba munorumwa mukapera mese! But Ngwena yachowo haaaa-aa hapana zviripowo futi.
Anyway, can someone tell Dokora kuti waguta kunyarwa? Yes, please tell him. To hell with your national pledge. To hell with your mathematics in Shona; to hell with your imposed new curriculum. To hell with your Arabs who want to fund the development of our satellite schools. Zimbabwe is a Christian nation so stop imposing your Muslim on our children.
If it's all about the Arabs' money, please tell them to keep their monies and we will keep our values – unokundwa naMugabe wakaita seiko nhai Dokora? Mugabe told Blair in the face that keep your England and I will keep my Zimbabwe! Period!
Don't behave like a prostitute Cde Dokora. A prostitute hardly denies money. But President Mugabe should have fired this once gamatox minister kudharadhara mhani.
Mapombi has no problem with your long beard, not all. Neither does she have any problem with your church, but kuda kuita sekuti vana vedu ndevako ipapo chete ndopatinoburana. Tidzikamirei Cde!
Anyway, Mapombi heard Gushungo (G40) has bounced back with a bang in the province, with Amasa Nhenjana now being recognised as the acting provincial chair for Masvingo province. Mapombi heard Tyson and Whitehead (Chombo) reversed or should I say blocked Chadzamira's ascendency? Kkkkk Zanu PF so ka! Kana zvakadaro politics dzacho itai mega mozotiudza kuti ndiyani ahwina isu regai tidye some rotten bananas here at Dr Grace Mugabe Trading Centre.
But each time I mention this Dr Grace Mugabe Trading Centre's name my heart bleeds kuti how can people name such a filthy place after the First Lady? Honestly, a person like Dr Amai who wears a $1.4m diamond ring being associated with a place isina kana pekurasira marara?
It's almost lunch time guys let me go ndindozvikangira hangu maputi angu for lunch. But I heard this guy who is always in the wrong basket is ready to face Zanu PF in Mwenezi East by-elections. Hehehehe kunokamwa imbwa nhaka – handei tione!
Bhasikiti might be in the right basket this time around, who knows? Mapombi heard MDC-T structures in Mwenezi East have already declared public their intention to support him.
Mind you Jealousy Mawarire said they will go pound for pound in Mwenezi East and also said if Zanu PF gives rice they will also give maize. So it will be a 50-50 situation.
Mapombi heard Tsvangirai and Mujuru were in town over the weekend - ko vangaenda kupi Masvingo ndoine yeseka. Masvingo is the game changer. Even Mapenzi akangwara saana Mapombi are only found in Masvingo and not in any other towns. Even factions are strong here in Masvingo and not anywhere else. Chero vakadzi vakanaka vanowanika kuno kuMasvingo than any other towns kkkkkk. Hamutione here isu vana Mapombi kuti tiri tsvarakadenga kuzongokanganiswa netsvina chete kwaaaaa!
Anyway guys let me go ndindokanga maputi angu for lunch. But before I go help me to sing for Gushungo. Happy Birthday to you; Happy Birthday to you Gushungo happy birthday to you. How old are you now? How old are you now? Kkkkkkkk did I hear someone saying 100? Itai mushe he is only 93 and vari kutonzwa masimba ekupinda muzana kunge munhu uya ari kumhanya race. Gushungu tongai vanhu. Mboko imboko!mapombi