Can someone tell my comrades from Team Lacoste that having people at grassroots and having power are too different things. Kudiwa nevanhu nesimba rekutonga zvakatosiyana vakomana! Mapombi is always telling people kuti election or no election zvakangofanana because those with power will always impose what they want – whether it's against the vote of the majority.
Tsvangirai kakahwina gore riye kakaitwa sei? Kakadashurwa! Kkkkkkk seka zvako Mapombi of the unknown totem inonzi Zanu PF iyi vana Chadzamira. Mapombi heard sekuru Hungwe was bragging kuti Gushungo 40 (G40) takaidashura manje zvamakaidya Chadzamira wacho aripiko nhai Chasura?
Mapombi told you Gushungo 40 iyi inonetsa kukunda as long as mukuru achiripo. They reversed everything and ordered a re-run hanzi Chadzamira's over 12 000 votes against Masanganise's paltry 4000 are not enough for one to win an election.
Haaa nemiwo Team Lacoste makapata. Muri mapenzi chaiwo imi. You shouldn't have allowed Tyson and Whitehead vachiita zvavanoda mhani. Chadzamira won and it's known everywhere but muri kungobatirirwa makatarisa. Nxaaaa! Wake up and smell the coffee you cowards. Kungwarira kuseka Tsvangirai hanzi wakatizira Botswana in 2008 when he had, in actual fact won the election. You move around town portraying yourselves as the most intelligent ones – kkkkkkk, nhamo.
But like Mapombi told you last week that a Monitor Lizard (Burwa) is more dangerous than a toothless crocodile. Ngwena yamunopa mbiri haina mazino iyi. It's better to appoint Mapombi as the leader of Lacoste faction that a self-proclaimed crocodile which is proving not be. In fact it is a tortoise which always draws its head back into the shell whenever there is trouble and remain hibernating while brave members of the faction get crucified. Muchapera mese makasvinura sematemba Musazoti Mapombi haana kutaura.
Though the Lacoste team is being led by cowards; at least the message was very loud and clear – that is, Gushungo 40 haina door kuno kuMasvingo. Whether Masanganise ndisekuru vaPresident Mugabe or not we really don't care about that. Mapombi is very sure Mugabe also got the message clear that Masvingo haichada zvemadhisinyongoro.
By the way, Mapombi read an article recently where Julius Malema was suggesting that Zimbabweans should declare Mugabe a national disaster the same way Aids, Cholera in 2008, Chingwizi in 2014 and Cyclone Dineo were declared? Should we?
Mapombi is just asking fellow Zimbabweans and I am not suggesting that Malema is right. But to praise your wife Grace like that haaaaaa; I think that was too much. Kkkkkkk hanzi makamunzwaka fireworks kkkkkkk fireworks dzekutaura zvepabonde hazvoka?
And to say Dr Amai is now politically mature is shameful to say the least. Zvinonyadzisa kutaura izvi. Mapombi is always a gentleman handivanzi. Tingori vakadzi two in the whole country who are gentlemen kkkkkkk ini naGrace but inini ndakazonyanyisa because ndokuudzai zvazviri. The truth is Dr Amai is not yet mature unless if we are talking about kuwonyokera vanhu. Imagine spending hours speaking about how bees have sex in the air hahahahahaha. And you say that person has politically matured? Ndinodzirega politics dzacho kana zvakadaro. Itai henyu nana Queen Bee (Joice Mujuru) and ana Tsvangirai.
But Mugabe mahwani – hanzi a successor will be chosen by the people and the two vice-presidents are not fit to succeed him. Mapombi can confidently tell you what President Mugabe meant by that statement. It's very simple – Mnangagwa is not wanted by the people; so the people, in this instance the youth and women's league, will choose the successor who is none other than Dr Amai. Period!
You might say Mapombi ava kupenga manje but ndatokuudzai politics hatidzigone asi tinodzionera. And one thing Mapombi realised –zvenyu zvekuti the service chiefs vanojamuka hee-e this and that ndezvamanyepo! They also sing for their supper and anything that Mugabe says will have no one to object asi kutoti yes shefu, ndizvozvo chaizvo boss.
But if we had 1 000 people like Mapombi maybe Zimbabwe would be a different country today because ndinonzi mafirakureva and ndinofira zvokwadi. I would also want to agree with Malema that let us declare the CEO a national disaster then we start from there. Asi muchiti Chamatama chingaikonewa here kuitonga nyika iyi? Haiwavo tibvirei apa hanzi anoda vakadzi too much kuti pane murume asingavade? Mutikwanire kuti atora mukadzi wemunhu here? Angotora wemunhu kuti isu vana Mapombi masingle mother tapera here regai ambotongavo Tsvangirai wacho.
Guys it's almost lunch time allow me to go ndindokanga hangu maputi angu for lunch but with this cyclone Dineo hameno moto wacho ukabata. Anyone with even kaOne plate stove guys andipewo then kana pane ane magetsi azondibatsirawo futi because here at Dr Grace Mugabe Trading Centre, there is no electricity. Kana zvaramba I will resort to eating rotten bananas. But Maputi anototi akangwe hawo.
Mapombi heard Dofora is at it again. I mean uyu muchawa uyu! Anyway, I will deal with him next week aguta kunyarwa apa ari kuwedzera kuchengeta ndebvu wena. Mboko imboko!mapombi