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Mapombi wishes if she were a man – dai ndakaitwa murume zvaiva nani maybe I would have changed the world, or would have at least changed Zimbabwe in case I failed to change the whole world. I am more aggressive than the majority men in Zanu PF.
When I was still growing up kwedu kwaChirimudombo uko, I used to hear words like bootlicking, singing for own super ndichishaya kuti zvomboreveikowo but now I know. When I heard Webster Shamu saying vaMugabe iCremora and when Chombo knelt down before Dr Amai ndakabva ndaziva kuti ndoinonzi bootlicking at its worst. Asi zvimwe munozvinyanya vakomana; murume mukuru shuwa kugwadamira Dr Amai. Hahahaha tibvirei apa! Gwadagwa.
No wonder I used to like the late decorated army commander Solomon Mujuru more than ED Ngwena. Solo was more aggressive than this self-proclaimed crocodile. He was a real – ndovainzi varume kwete zveava vakanyorwa pamatoilet.
Mapombi heard even the CEO himself, yes Mugabe chaiye aijamba kana Mujuru ataura. I wish if we had two or three strong characters like the late army general zvingadaro zvinhu zvakanaka kare kare. The problem is, like what Julius Malema correctly pointed out that Zanu PF is full of cowards, we do not have people who have the courage to face the CEO and tell him in the face kuti mukuru mava kuuvondonga kambani. This reminded me of the late System Tazvida's song with the lyrics; 'Vaforomani ndimi maondonga purazi, gadzirisai mitemo yenyu vanhu vashande…'
But Zimbabwe could have been a different country all together if we had strong characters in Zanu PF and in the opposition. We wouldn't be having these fish ponds in our roads and this buttered economy. The holes on our roads are now bigger than the size of a pot therefore, cannot be called potholes anymore but fish ponds.
Mapombi was, all along, thinking that ED Ngwena is powerful and courageous but haiwawo musanyeperwe. Mati kungongwarira kudzingisa vamwe muparty hakozve. Mapombi used to admire the Croc and wished kuti dai akangondipawo mwana pamwe ndiri smallhouse yake but now handichada. The chap is a coward!
We all know that Team Lacoste won elections for the Masvingo provincial chairmanship but what happened? Kkkkkkk the results were nullified rakacheka nyika madhongi achikuma and we are now preparing for re-election.
Mapombi can safely and confidently tell you that the elections will again be a non-event if Chadzamira wins. In fact, Team Lacoste must not win the election. Period! This is happening in ED Ngwena's eyes but the Croc remains mum. For how long? Haaa Cde show us a bit of seriousness and aggressiveness. Tinongonzwa nembiri kuti you are shrewd; can you show your shrewdness to Mugabe? Kwete kungodherera isu vana Mapombi who are vulnerable.
Tell the old man that it's time up. We now need a new face; even in the name of Dr Amai Grace Mugabe. Kkkkkkk gore iroro kunokamwa mbwa shuwa; kutsva mapadza mupinyi ichisara.
But Dr Amai is at least better vanotaurira munhu chokwadi. Not chokwadi as such but, I mean, vanohumana havanyare munhu. At least we credit her for successfully pushing out Queen Bee Joice Mujuru from Zanu PF and government. At least that was notable ko imi bamboo vangu makaitei except those evil stories we hear about you like the Gukurahundi massacres?
It's almost lunch time guys allow me to go ndindokanga maputi angu for lunch. But I heard Kudakwashe Bhasikiti zvamuremera kuMwenezi uku against Joosbi Omar. Kkkkkk taizviziva izvi kuti ndima iyi ine makata inotoda muchina muhombe chaiwo.
But Mapombi heard that Bhasikiti's reasons for pulling out are genuine and real. ZEC is just watching Zanu PF engaging in vote-buying and intimidation. How can government food aid be distributed at Zanu PF rallies? What's the meaning of that? At least Bhasikiti has a genuine case though pamwe vakatya havo kurakashwa.
By the way, Mnangagwa is coming to Mwenezi this weekend to prop up Mzukuru Joosbi. Kwati kwati neMuzukuru! Mapombi is very sure the Lacoste faction would like to separately meet the Midlands godfather for a pep talk ahead of the party provincial re-elections. May the best faction win at the end of all this.
Let me go and have some rotten bananas while I try to create some fire ndikange hangu maputi angu for lunch. But cyclone Dineo wacho haanyarewo here my life has been hell for almost two months now because of her. Bhasikiti said cyclone Dineo, Dr Amai and Joice Mujuru zvakangofanana kkkkkkkkk.
Where is Mphoko by the way? Kuhotera vachirikugarako here zviya? The only Vice President to ever specialise in chick and incubator donation kkkkkkkk. Mboko imboko!mapombi

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