Can someone tell someone kuti politics hadzinei nekudzidza idzi. Mapombi is very sure gogo Mahofa can testify to this. Ivo mazuva ano varova Gogo Mahofa mukati havana kuita retire from the position of Minister of State for Provincial Affairs for Masvingo ivava? Kkkkk vakasiya basa ini Mapombi ndingadzokera kwedu kwaChirimudombo netsoka musi uyoyo. Mwana wani ku retire when Team Lacoste faction is on top of the game in Masvingo?
Mapombi never wanted to dabble in politics but this ever dwindling economy has forced her to do so. Now I can safely say I understand Zimbabwean politics – from Runaida Joice Mujuru, ZimPF Mutasa, MDC - Tsvangirai, Zanu PF Lacoste to Zanu PF Gushungo's Generation 40 (G40). Even those individual political parties dzandisina kudoma nemazita ndava kudziziva.
Mapombi can safely tell you that they are only two powerful politicians in Zimbabwe – the 93-year-old Robert Gabriel Mugabe and Richard Morgan Tsvangirai. The rest ndivana gudzamudungwe. Yes, they are there just to add numbers – I mean the likes of Egypt Dzinemunhenzva, Elton Mangoma, Jacob Ngarivhume, Simba Makoni, Dumiso Dabengwa and Tendai Biti – haaa the list is too big.
But people will never learn, Mapombi thought this Biti guy would learn from the blunders that were made by Welshman Ncube and company, Job Sikhala of MDC 99 and others. It's only Tsvangirai who has a big following when we talk of opposition politics. Even when we talk of mabhebhi ndiye chete ane hobho and no one else kkkkkk. But Moregirls futi so ma1 ndofunga mai vake havana kumusvinira mukaka muchinda uyu kkkkkk.
Anyway, zvekuda vakadzi izvi hatingazvipedze; after all, haasiye atanga nazvo izvi kuZanu PF it's even worse varume vakuru vanoramba vakadzi vachena misoro kusanyara. Look at Chombo, Bright Matonga nana nhingi uyu – nyarai mhani madhara imi makaita seiko?
The point I was trying to drive home is Biti should have learnt from the mistakes that were done by some guys who deserted Tsvangirai and tried to form their own political parties. Or should I say vakasara nezita rekuti MDC but they later realised that they had no grassroots support.
Biti thought having connections to the donors is everything one needs to lead a political party forgetting that one should have support of the grassroots. Mapombi read an article recently where Biti was trying to find common ground with Tsvangirai saying he had no issues with the former Prime Minister. Kkkkkkk vana Biti vangu iwe – it's cold out there. Politics is not as easy as eating oranges kkkkkk. Anyway, Mapombi is very sure there is no love lost between Biti and Tsvangirai – I think havana kumbobvira vafarirana vanhu ava. They only work together for the sake of progress. But at least you now know that politics hadzinei nekudzidza but kudiwa nevanhu chete chete. Whether you are a lawyer contesting against a former mine worker, unogona kungodyiwa nedofo iroro zvakangodaro.
The honest truth is that it's too little too late for Biti to start to find common ground with Tsvangirai at the moment. Chinokanganwa idemo chitsiga chakatemewa hachikanganwe. Not so long Biti attacked Tsvangirai after their attempt to woo him to South Africa to be part of their Code agreement failed. Now you want to make it seem as if there are no issues. Kwava kuda kuteya coalition ka uku? Kuda kutaimira mafufu segonzo.
Anyway, Tsvangirai is very understanding; he will accommodate anyone pacoalition. Hanzi chenga ose manhanga hapana risina modzi but don't expect any powerful position please lest you will be very disappointed. I am sure Mapombi's advice is very important Mr Biti so that we avoid zvirwere zvakaita senge BP.
Mapombi heard Muzukuru Joosbi Omar waenda nechinhu paMwenezi East apo. By the way, is Dr Amai not coming to Mwenezi East for a star rally? Mapombi was really expecting her mhani. I know she would tear apart Team Lacoste kunyanya kaChadzamira ikaka, kaisiiwa kaita mushe. Dr Amai is one person I rely on kana dzasvika nyaya dzekutukirira manje. Kkkkkk musaita zvekutamba naMarujata mhani.
It's almost lunch time guys let me go ndindokanga hangu maputi angu for lunch. I thank God mvura yambomira kunaya so moto unobata easy easy. Kana zvaramba I will eat rotten bananas. But if you happen to hear where I can have decent accommodation please let me know because I am tired of staying at this filthy Dr Grace Mugabe Trading Centre. Mboko imboko!mapombi