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Thursday, 18 May 2017

Mzembi messes up big time


Haa vana Mavhaire mutikwanire imi. Kana mukawana nguva muite mushe hamugute kunyarwa makaita sei? National People's Party (NPP) supporters sometimes are full of themselves. What's so special about Joice Mujuru that they think she must lead the coalition? What war credentials do they want to use as trump card? What war credentials do Mavhaire and Sipepa Nkomo have? Christopher Mutsvangwa told us long time ago that it was all lies that Mujuru gunned down a helicopter, so stop talking nonsense about war credentials. After all, Zimbabwe is not comprise war vets only – in fact, the youth now make up a larger portion of the population than war vets saka regerai kutinyaudza apa.
Do you want to tell us kuti NPP ndiyo yega yazoita zvishamiso zvekuva nema war credentials? There are war vets in almost all opposition parties so kana musina zvekutaura nyararai vana Mavhaire.
Whether kuenda kuhondo or kusaenda we don't care all we want is Morgan Tsvangirai to lead the coalition. Period! If you are not comfortable Cdes the door is open. Mapombi is always a gentleman handivanzi kana zvakukonai endai kwamakabva kuZanu PF uko. Muna 2008 Tsvangirai chematama chakangohwina imi muri kuZanu PF and you only joined opposition politics zuro uno madzingwa kuZanu PF.
Mavhaire and Chipepa or is it Sipepa please shape up or ship out! Ende hatimbokuteverei nekuchembera kwamaita ikoko tinokudiii shuwa nhai nhai? We don't want to be distracted by ageing people who no longer have a future to worry about. We need young leaders with a vision not kungoti chero pese pese hee-e war credentials hee –e kurwa hondo kkkkkkkk as if makairwa hondo yacho vana Mavhaire nana Chipepa. MDCs can go alone – tinongodzibatanidza MDC Ncube and MDC 99 then Tendai Biti zvobva zvatokwana. We suspect NPP is highly infiltrated and tava kuzviona manje.
Anyway, Mapombi is sorry for diverting a bit chete anotsamwiswa netumadhara tusina direction utwu. By the way Mapombi has a burning question vakomana dai mandipindurawo. Is Walter Muzembi really an engineer? What about his doctorate (PhD)?  Mapombi always wonders if the Toursim Minister has all those qualifications ekuti engineer blah blah. Chete kuZanu PF madoctorates (PhD) anopiwa mahara senge hembe dzemubhero. It's more difficult to find a Grade 1 dropout in Zanu PF than to find a doctor (PhD), fake of course.
Whether Mzembi is a fake doctor or engineer, Mapombi doesn't care because I rarely call him with the titles. Tough luck Wale; Mapombi heard you bit the dust at the UNWTO elections. Kkkkkk Mwari vanoziva zvavo chokwadi  dai makahwinha taimhoreswa nezvitanda chokwadi.
Anyway, now that you lost the contest for the UNWTO secretary general post it's high time you come back to Masvingo South and fulfill the promises you made during the July 31, 2013. Mapombi heard you hardly visit the constituency hanzi munoti basa rakakuwandirai rehuMinister kuHarare ikoko – heya regai tione kuchawira tsvimbo nedohwe.
Masvingo province has benefited virtually nothing from Mzembi as the Minister of Tourism. We have Great Zimbabwe Monuments where the country derives its name but Mzembi did absolutely nothing to market the place. Many people would be tempted to think that Mzembi comes from Victoria Falls and not Masvingo.
Anyway, if you ask people like Jeppy Jaboon, Kasukuwere, Mahofa and vana Ndaarombe they will tell you kuti Mapombi haanyepe. I am not a prophetess but everything that I say would come to pass. And today I would like to tell you that Masvingo South hauchalume Mzembi. Pawakadya pakakwana – the electorate now wants someone who really cares about their issues. But since you are an engineer, I hope you will find something to do. Kkkkkkk engineer Walter Mzembi!
Mapombi however, was saddened by the news that Jaboon was suspended from the party for five year. This simply means Jaboon cannot seek re-election in Bikita South. Zvonzwisa tsitsi izvi. But I have warned many before and those who listened survived asi vaya vakandishora vachiti ndiri murwere wepfungwa vari mupfumvu nhasi uno.
By the way, it's almost lunch time guys allow me to go ndindokanga hangu maputi angu for lunch. But before I go, vakadzoka here ava vekuenda kuSingapore? Mapombi heard his spokesperson George Charamba lost his wife who passed on over the weekend. I would like to pass my condolences to the Charamba family.
Where is Dr Amai these days? She is too quiet hey, very unusual of her. But pavanobudikira toziva kuti pane anoenda kumusha chete. Kasukuwere watch out! Dr Amai havangonyarare zvenhando she is brewing something. Anyway, izvi handingazvipedze izvi let me go ndinodzvikangira maputi angu for lunch. But chando chava kurova kwedu kwaDr Grace Trading Centre uko chakaipa gore rino mapezi tinofa tikazvirega. Mboko imboko!mapombi
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