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Kkkkkkk vamwe vanhu so. It is very important that we go to school chero kusvikawo Form 4 zvayo zvinobatsira chero ukazofoira hako. Mapombi can brag that she is learned – ee-eh ndakadzidza kudarika mapenzi mazhinji mutown umu and even some of your leaders. By the way where is Amasa Nhenjana? Kkkkkk Zanu chiwororo.
Mapombi got a lifetime opportunity last week – to travel to Tokwe Mukosi in a Ford Ranger kundoona President Robert Mugabe. I was however angry that I was blocked from getting anywhere close to the nonagenarian because I was clad in ragged clothes. The security details said vapengo endai mundopengera kure uko not anywhere close to the VVIP podium.
Though from a distance, Mapombi noticed that the President is no longer energetic as he used to; even his voice was too low that I struggled to hear what he was saying through the Public Address (PA) system. Maybe ndaiva kure hangu semunhu ainge adzingirwa kupfeka mamvemve but ummm. Anyway, for a 93-year-old, the voice was super I would say.
Mapombi was again once tempted to think that Mugabe read a wrong speech after he went mum about the compensation of villagers who were displaced by the floods in 2014. Kana kumboti bufu nezvazvo asi kutosimbirira zvehove kkkkkk nhamo hadzifanane shuwa.
Many displaced families are yet to get their compensation and Mugabe being the President of the Republic of Zimbabwe was supposed to address the issue; even giving them assurance that they would get the money could have made the flood victims' day. But Gushungo kuramba vakati zii zvavo.
Anyway, Mapombi noticed something very odd about the newly elected Zanu PF Masvingo provincial chairperson Cde Ezra Chadzamira and our Muzukuru Joosbi Omar, the newly elected Mwenezi East MP.
The two MPs showed high levels of ignorance which Mapombi loosely translated to lack of education. Yes, lack of education because they cannot understand the difference between a public function and a Zanu PF function. In fact, they are too obsessed with factional politics that they think they have to impress someone each and every time. Handizvoba maCdes!
Chadzamira and Omar were the only MPs, out of over 100 who were present, wearing Zanu PF regalia while others were in suits and smart casual. Mapombi wondered what could have gone wrong with Chadzamira and Omar but soon after hearing about their educational background, ndikabva ndati hena ro.
Tokwe Mukosi official opening was a government function zvino manje izvi zvekupfeka regalia zvakabva nekupi? Mapombi saw a number of MPs like vana Mhere, Masiya, Chiwa, Mavhenyengwa, Gwanongodza and even Jaboon and the ministers hapana kana anga akapfeka regalia. Even gogo Mahofa and Mzembi were in smart casual.
The only few other people who were clad in Zanu PF regalia were obviously ordinary people who were bused to attend the function. But Chadzamira and Omar are not ordinary mhani – what they hell are you doing comrades?
Mapombi is sure Chadzamira was expecting to be given a slot on the programme kuti agotaurawoka as the new party chairperson kkkkkk kusaziva kuti hazvisi zvemusangano izvi but a government programme. Anyway, mukawana nguva maCdes endai kuchikoro chero night school inobatsira munombovhurikawo njere zvishoma.
On a different note, Mapombi heard Runaidha was in Gutu recent sweeping graves of those allegedly killed by Zanu PF during 2008 political violence. Kkkkkkkk vana Joice dzikamai. Were you not part of Zanu PF during that time? Why didn't you openly condemn violence then kana waiziva kuti yakashata?
People will not be moved because you swept the graves because you were part and parcel of Zanu PF during that time. Now that you want our votes, wava kuda kuititsvairira makuva. Why didn't you bring donations and compensation instead?
People will never be fooled! Worse for Joice to become the leader of the coalition hahahaha namai vangu kudai hakuna zvakadaro. Kurota uri leader wecoalition muka ubike doro Runaidha uti ko mudzimu wandirashirei. Anyway, those with ears have heard.
It's almost lunch time guys let me go ndindokanga hangu maputi angu for lunch. But before I go kana pane ane jira raasiri kushandisa ngaandipewo vakomana kwedu kwaDr Grace Mugabe Trading Centre hakuchagarika uku. The cold from Mucheke River is just too much mapenzi tinopera kufa gore rino tikazvirega.
Mapombi heard Saviour Kasukuwere went kuMexico namudhara kkkkkk zvine zvazvinoreva izvi – this is a strong message to Team Lacoste kuti apa kanganwai zvekuti munomudzinga. Kasukuwere ndobhiza rakabata mudhara and haaende zvekumhanya!
You can shove other Cdes but Tyson leave him alone. Mapombi can tell you that if Lacoste succeed to oust Kasukuwere then the next target will be Mphoko and subsequently mudhara. Musazoti Mapombi haana kutaura. Mind you vamwe vakaudzwa hondo nemurwere wepfungwa. Mboko imboko!mapombi

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