Nxaa! Mapombi once told you kuti this Look East policy brings nothing but problems to Zimbabwe mhani. What else have we benefited from China except those mega deals, which never came to fruition after all.
President Mugabe made some of our Cdes to believe that the Chinese were going to turn our economic fortunes for the better yet they are here to loot vobva vaenda havo nema US dollars ese. We have witnessed several front page stories by the state media about mega deals and the Dangote stories but chakazobuda chii? Hapana.
And now we are even blaming sanctions and the West for sabotaging our Look East policy kkkkkkkkkkkk baba vangu iwe seka zvako Mapombi of the unknown totem.
We should chase these people away because they are looting our resources. We all know what happened in Marange diamonds – they looted all the diamonds and we even failed to account for $15 billion? Musaita zvekutambazve imi kuti $15 billion yongoshaikwa. MaChina kuita madiro nemaDiamonds vagari vekwaChiyadzwa vachitambura. Haa musadaro vakomana hamunyare makaita seiko?
As if that is not enough, the Chinese are now looting US dollars kuenda nawo ari muma bags and trunks. Go around the town in all China shops they are strictly accepting cash and no EcoCash, Swipe or RTGS. Mapombi was got into one of the China shops along Hofemeyer Street achida hake kutenga maputi ake for lunch and she asked kuti munobvumawo EcoCash or swipe here zvikanzi bodo tongoda cash chete.
All other local shops and supermarkets are accepting plastic money for the ease of doing business but maChina haade zvakadaro; what they want is cash so that vanoisa mumasaga voenda nayo. Mapombi is afraid even maBond Notes vachaenda nawo kuChina ikoko because they are missing big time.
Mapombi would want to appeal to those in high offices to visit these China shops and find out why they are not accepting plastic money. Mapombi also discovered that they even have swipe machines but they don't use them unless if the customer threaten them – manje kuitawo here ikoko.
Do we all need to wear suits and dark glasses so that they can accept swipe or EcoCash from us? Imagine if OK or Pick n Pay was doing that, maCivil Servants airarama here? Of course isu vana Mapombi were not going to have any problem because kwedu kwaGrace Mugabe Trading Centre uko totodawo cash chete kkkkkkkk.
Anyway, we hope vema office makuru will tell these Chinese-run shops to shape up or ship out. Ngavatiitire mushe kana vasingade zvemuno ngavadzokere kuchinyika chavo. After all they are of no benefit to us except kungozvarisa vana sisi nevanin'ina vangu. Nxaa!
By the way how is madam boss doing after that freak accident at Harare Airport? At least I warned her musazoti Mapombi haana kutaura – Team Lacoste iri kutoda musoro waJohwani mundiro chaimo. But it never rains but pours for Dr Amai; Mapombi heard kuti vana musikanzwa vanyanya paJoni apa ukaona vanhu vosvika pakudzingwa pavanogara hahahahahaha. Ngaisiye matambo.
It's almost lunch time guys let me go ndindozvikangira hangu maputi angu ndakazvinyararira. These days rotten bananas are difficulty to come by dai chando chachipera better kuda zuva ringapisa mabanana akaora tikararamawo.
Mapombi heard Mphoko and Mnangagwa hazvichaonani zveshuwa. By the way, Tyson was in town this week – the guy is still in charge I must say. Mugabe akatokanganwa zvake kuti kune pending case yaTyson which was referred to the presidium. Kkkkkkk zvinoita kukura vakomana kana kuti ndokutotamba politics dzacho? Hameno. Handei tione. Mboko imboko!mapombi