Mapombi was waiting patiently to hear from Prof Jonathan Moyo about General Chiwenga' PhD from KwaZulu Natal University. In fact, I was expecting our good general to dare Moyo to reveal the author of the general's thesis as alleged by the silly prof but surprisingly, commander vakabva vati mwiro.
Kwedu tikaona zvadai taibva tati abwandira atya! That silence tells Mapombi that Prof Moyo might not be very far from the truth kuti PhD vakanyorerwa vakuru ava. Mapombi read from one State-controlled newspaper desperately trying to cover up. Hanzi Prof Moyo fails to back Chiwenga's PhD allegations hahahaha ko kana muchiigona jenarizimu yacho makangodii kubvunza Chiwenga wacho kuti ko nhai shefu munonzi makanyorerwa zvakamira sei so that he can provide evidence if he indeed wrote on his own. Chete isu vana Mapombi hatina kuita jenarizimu so regai tisone yedu muromo otherwise we will be accused of too much yep-yepping.
But I have one burning question before I rest my case: Saka makanyorerwa zvese kubva kuZJC here nhai General?
Mapombi heard there was a by-election in Chiwundura over the weekend and Zanu PF won as usual but this time I heard their rigging was exposed. So they used to rig all along vachingoti tahwina zvine mutsindo?
Election Resource Centre (ERC) exposed ZEC's hand in massive electoral fraud by duplicating some voters' names leading to people voting twice and more. Now there is overwhelming evidence that ZEC and Zanu PF have been in an unholy alliance to rig elections. Hamunyare makaita seiko vanhu imi? You have been amassing wealth since 1980 hamusati maguta nanhasi?
If anything, the Chiwundura by-election exposed how ZEC has been conniving with Zanu PF to rig elections all along and they are likely to do the same come 2018 general elections.
Even with this Biometric Voter Registration (BVR), ZEC will always find a way to rig elections in favour of Zanu PF as they did in Chiwundura over the weekend. Under normal circumstances, or should I say under normal leadership, the by-elections results in Chiwundura were supposed to be nullified after such stuggering electoral fraud.
But because ZEC is not concerned and there is nothing amiss about it to them as they are used to rigging, the results will stand and according to ZEC, everything is above board. They are just shameless. Havana kana ganda kumeso vanhu vacho zvachose.
They don't even care that professionals have since abandoned their beautiful houses to sleep on verandas while on bank queues; potholes are now everywhere and everyone is literally now a vendor. They failed to solve the cash crisis and the conditions of living are getting worse every day yet they still want to run this country.
Even at 94 years! Kkkkkkkk Zimbabwe inyika yakasekwa zveshuwa.
By the way, Mapombi heard vakomana vakanga vafunga kudealer naye Grace once and for all. I heard akaita zvekukwekweredzwa ipapo paAirport ipapo kkkkkkk but munomuiteiko Marujata?
Manje ari kupepa umwe these days ndianiko? Mudhara anenge achinzwawo maziso uku mukadzi gumbo rakanga radamburwa nevakomana kkkkkk rwendo runo handei tione.
Mapombi once told you that Lacoste is too desperate to take over power before year end and they can do anything especially nekufamba kwava kuita nguva uku. The target now is to eliminate Grace then after that, it will be easy to deal with the 93 year-old leader.
Many people think Mapombi anopenga but kana ndichitaura batai manzwi – handisati ndambotaura rinopotsa bvunzai vanondiziva. I might be a mad person but I am telling you the naked truth.
If I were Grace, I would rather stay at home or in Malaysia because zvekuda kungofamba famba izvi tichainzwa mhere chete. Mind you mukadzi waTsvangirai wakangofa zvikarova.
Mapombi heard that Lacoste has since realised that Grace is the biggest hindrance kuti vasatora chinhu so, as you might be aware kuti kuuraya ndokwavo, they are now plotting to graduate her to heaven.
Of course vana Tyson and Prof Jonso are also playing their part kuti mudhara arambe ari panyanga but once Grace is not in the picture, it will be game over. Thank God nothing serious happened at the airport as it was reported but remember kuti mheni ikapotsa inosiya yakandira mazai – painodzoka munochiona.
Mapombi can safely tell you guys that Grace might no longer be that safe. I used to dismiss those who used to say politics is a dirty game but now I totally agree. It's becoming even dirtier!
Anyway, it's almost lunch time regai ndindozvikangirwa hangu maputi angu for lunch ndizvidyire zvangu mhandire dzangu ndinyerere.
But how can I get access to Cde Mphoko? I miss this comedian cum VP very much. Thank God there was no drama last week when he was the Acting President. But I am sure something is in the making because vagarisa vasina kumboshuta firimu. Mboko imboko!mapombi