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Can someone help me here; Mugabe ava kuti varoyi hakuna here? Mapombi heard Mugabe said there is nothing like witchcraft in Zanu PF while addressing mourners at the burial of the late national heroes George Rutanhire and Maud Muzenda. Kkkkkk baba ava shuwa kkkkk ini ndasarenda hangu.
Is Mugabe forgetting that just two years ago he was accusing Joice Runaida Mujuru that she brought sangomas from Nigeria to bewitch him? Is he forgetting that he accused Joice of using nyungurugwi mbiri and killed 10 chickens for the rituals? Hanzi Joice aiita zvese izvi akabvisa blouse mazamu ake achirembera. Kwaaaa!
But all of a sudden Mugabe is now saying varoyi hakuna – mai vangu iwe! Mava kuzviitisa Gushungo. Mapombi now understands Mugabe's real character – kana zvikanzi ndiye ari kuda kuurawa then varoyi variko zveshuwa but kana vava vana Mnangagwa kwonzi Masvingo and Midlands people have become crazy. Really Cde RG? Mapombi doesn't like Mnangagwa that much because he is naturally a coward but apa anga aendeswa nemuchetura bvumaiwo.
One thing Mapombi realised about Mnangagwa is that he is not so wise – anondinzwisa shungu murume uyu kukundwawo neni munhukadzi here vakomana. Inini I am a gentleman chaiye handivanzi ini and that's why many people like me; ndinobaya dede nemumukanwa. We pray that one day Mnangagwa becomes wise and realise that pachigaro cheushe haatombodiwe kana kahwani asazvinyepera hake.
He knew what happened in 2004 when the vice president position was snatched away from him despite eight provinces having endorsed him. Bob ndokupa zvake Joice chigaro – enough evidence kuti bamboo hamudiwe pachigaro cheushe. But those who are lazy to think and analyse properly would still say Mnangagwa has a big chance – zviroto zviroto, inga akazvitaura pachena wani Bob!
Anyway, Mapombi want to tell Cde Gushungo that uroyi huriko uye hwakazara muZanu PF. The late Shuvai Mahofa said it several times that varoyi vemuZanu PF vaida kumuuraya asi vakamukoniwa – may her soul rest in eternal peace.
Even Mugabe himself once confirmed that Joice wanted to bewitch him so why now all of a sudden say there are no witches and no witchcraft in Zanu PF? Because it is now going against you? Is it because it's Mnangagwa who is alleged to have been poisoned? Zvimwe muchiti munotamba varume. That's why Mapombi likes Sebastian Magacha's song – hanzi hama tisambonyeperana varoyi variko!

Maybe Mapombi should remind Mr President that those allegations you were leveling against Mujuru then ndowatinoti uroyi; even poisoning others or mysterious accidents zvese huroyi. If you are saying hamuna uroyi muZanu PF then you are simply confessing that all what you said about Joice few years ago were all lies because muZanu PF hamuna kumbobvira maita varoyi. Hanzi zimuroyi reDototo. Kkkk!
By the way, Mapombi is reminded of a self-proclaimed democrat, Joice Mujuru. Kkkkkkk kutonga kunodiwa vakomana – after being in power for over 30 years mozodzingwa and suddenly munhu otomuka ototi I am now a democrat blah blah. Kkkkkkk why didn't you walk away from Zanu PF if you were indeed a democrat? Where would you be today dai usina kudzingwa kuZanu PF nhai Joice?
People are not stupid anymore; Mapombi would like to warn you that don't try to disturb real democrats, please. Dai wanga uri mumwe, I would care about you not being part of the coalition but kana tiri sesu kana shungu because you were enjoying uri muZanu PF isu tichidya nhoko dzezvironda.
We have since realised that you are there to disturb the coalition because your demands are atrocious and no different from those of Zanu PF. Mwana wenyoka inyoka mhani tozviziva – manje wakanyangira yaona! Tsvangirai is the godfather of opposition politics – he is the only guy who defeated Mugabe zvakaoma kudaro and he can still defeat him.
Of course you have managed to convince a few confused politicians but the majority has since realised that you are nothing but just a spoiler. But this time haulume ndotokupikira munhu wepi usinganzwire vana veZimbabwe tsitsi?
It's either you shape up or ship out Cde Joice; torai zvimwe zvigaro zvepasi kana musingade the door is open endai zvenyu neNPP yenyu iyoyo tione kana mukawana chero seat rimwe zvaro.
Anyway, it's almost lunch time let me go ndindokanga hangu maputi angu for lunch but Mugabe naMujuru musazviitisa imi mava vanhu vakuru.
By the way, how is Mphoko doing? Mapombi misses him big time. Anyone close to him ndibatsireiwo ndipiwewo zvitiyo so that I can start poultry project. I heard most of the chicks Mphoko donated in Bulawayo hanzi zvakafa ne avian flu kkkkkkk but ini ndongozvida zvakadaro. Mboko imboko! mapombi

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