Hehehee-eda seka zvako Mapombi of the unknown totem, but why is it that people often mistake umbwende (cowardice) for patience or diplomacy? Hamuone kuti uku kumbaipata chaiko here uku?
By the way, Mapombi heard of this public holiday on every February 21 called national youth day what what in honour of President Mugabe birthday. Kkkkkkk vakomana zvomoda kutanga izvi zvimwe muchiti munotamba.
Zimbabwe is not North Korea and will never be one. We will not tolerate such nonsensical and dubious holidays – since when should a President's birthday be a public holiday? What about those countries who had more than five Presidents before?
The problem is Zimbabwe has known only one President for close to 40 years and that is why some uneducated youths think of having a public holiday on the day Mugabe was born.
We will never celebrate mediocrity Cdes. Mnangagwa akauyawo toita birthday rake holiday, Tsvangirai ouyawo, Mujuru otongawo, Dr Amai naMphoko wo kkkkkkk. Tikwanirei varume nevakadzi imi mukaona takanyarara musafunga kuti takapata manzwaka? Mufaro mwena!
Mapombi heard a certain politician once said takamhanya relay nebenzi so instead of passing on the button to the next athlete after finishing his own lap, benzi rakaramba nechitanda ndokungoramba romhanya riri one. Hameno – it's food for thought.
So those blessed countries like Zambia which had the privilege of practicing democracy would have over four public holidays in honour of their previous presidents? Hahahahahaha kuzoti vana America. Vangatopedza mwedzi wese nehalf vachingori pama public holiday ka.
It's only practical in countries were dictators want to rule for life. But nemiwo vamwe vafana veZanu PF dzungu rakakuwandisirai. Mind you dzungu hakusi kungwara – bvunzai vana Pupurai Togarepi vanokupupurirai. Kkkkkk ko dziri kupiko mazuvano Togarepi? Haaa Zanu PF haina mugoni chokwadi murume aizvinzwa uyu kuita sekuti Zanu PF ndeyekumba kwake. Maybe Mai Mahofa zvavakashaya pamwe kuda achapiwavo that senatorial seat. Dzikapiwa tinomhoreswa nezvitanda chokwadi.
The truth of the matter is that we cannot have President Mugabe's birthday as a national public holiday. We know we are dealing with dictators who impose things but this will never last forever ndopika namai kudai – hatina kumbopata sezvamunofunga imi vanhu vekwaZvi... I mean ikoko chaiko.
By the way how is the first lady doing? Kkkkkk our very own first lady kkkkkkk wozodeyi? But Mapombi wakambozvitaura kuti vana Marujata vomopa power ava. Even Mavhaire once said that as well. Now you see what she is reported to have done across the Limpopo – kushagada mwana wevaridzi. I think we should not waste our time talking about this because usually ndozvinoita vanhu vane manjeremupengo because it's not normal to complete a PhD in just three months. I mean one, two, three months munhu watopedza doctorate rinoitiwa nevamwe three to four years.
And we all know UZ is a very reputable university so we will never doubt the genuineness of the thesis but kungoti munhu akaiita ane manjeremupengo chaiwo kkkkkkk pamberi naDr Amai!
Anyway, Mapombi heard a lot of stories about Mnangagwa ranging from eating ice cream (Ice killhim) to munya (sadza rakarara) which resulted in him getting sick. It is not clear whether it was a case of poisoned food or food poisoning but all the same, VP vakarwara.
But murume mukuru shuwa ungamukirawo kudya munya shuwa? Ko iyo Ice cream? Hahahaha zvimwe siiraiwo pwere.
Though Mapombi likes Mnangagwa very much – of course for two reasons (one being kuti Mugabe agarisa ngaachibvawo asiire umwe and second kuti muKaranga ambotongawo). But Mapombi has since realised that supporting Mnangagwa is like putting your bets on an injured horse; unodyiwa mari yese nekuti harife rakambohwina race.
Some say Mnangagwa is very calculative and patient but Mapombi does not think so. Let us not mistake umbwende kana udununu for patience and slyness. He cannot continue watching people being sacrificed for him iyezvino gogo Mahofa passed on and we were hearing a lot of stories; Matemadanda arrested and himself allegedly poisoned at a rally in Gwanda.
We have heard endless stories about his allies being sacrificed and crucified but Gushungo 40 (G40) always protects its Cdes. Saviour Kasukuwere was supposed to go after that vote of no confidence by nine provinces but Gushungo protected him. Mutsvangwa also suffered the same blow but Ngwena turned a blind eye and the war vets leader was expelled from the party and government rakacheka nyika.
The real truth about Mnangagwa is that he is a clueless man who does not have the courage to face Mugabe to say enough is enough. Mapombi heard General Mujuru vaisvuta fodya yavo vachitopwititidzira Gushungo chiutsi kumeso vachimuudza live kuti Cde apa mabhaiza apa.
Mapombi heard a lot of stories alleging that Mnangagwa is a shrewd man – really? Don't you think he is not shrewd but probably he vends his anger on defenseless people. If he is indeed shrewd why then not go face to face with those at the same level with him.
Kungwarira kungogondera vanhu vasina simba sana Mapombi and then you say you are shrewd hahahaha tibvirei apa. Tikwanirei chaiko. Anyway tipei ice cream tidye zvedu isu vana Mapombi takazvinyararira kana yapera tipei munya iwoyo tiutake isu zvedu magavamwedzi.
It's almost lunch time let me go ndindokanga zvangu maputi angu ndizvidyire. I'm happy that I found a bunch of rotten bananas ndichambopedza have.
By the way I heard Mphoko was on cloud nine after being given a chance to preside over the burial of Shuvai Mahofa at the National Heroes Acre. I heard someone making a joke out of him hanzi tovaviga maLacoste vana Mnangagwa vakangoti vavava kkkkkk but Mphoko so ka mahwani. But for now Mapombi would say Mphoko 1 Lacoste 0. Mboko imboko!mapombi