For some of us who grew up together with you tinokuziva uchinzi mwana waMai Farai. I'm sure this will make you wonder who really Mapombi is but don't worry you know me very well from Ward 28 in Gutu South Constituency. I mean ndinika musikana uye uye aigeza zvekuti bhee-e achitsvinda chaiko; of course I will not mention that at one point wakatombotorwawo moyo neni well before you even became a doctor, Dr Paul.
But Zanu PF reduced me to a beggar which now survives nemaputi and rotten bananas. I'm always clad in mamvemve zvekuti even vana Dr Chimedza vatakadzidzawo navo havachatotiziva. This is one of the many reasons I hate Zanu PF to the bone marrow. I hate it with a passion, though I like certain individuals in this stinking party.
There is one thing I like about this Zanu PF party though. They have principles; it's totally different from kwedu kwaTsvangirai uku where they know absolutely nothing about principles. All along, I thought MDC-T was the most organised party but ndaizvinyepera wena. In fact the opposite is very true for the Tsvangirai-led party. They are busy tearing each other apart on social media while Zanu PF is busy mobilising people to go and register to vote.
Chamisa and Khupe allies are busy fighting for seniority in the party; each saying his or her preferred candidate is the most suitable to replace Tsvangirai. Ko akati munhu akarwara afa ndiyaniko? We all know Tsvangirai is still there and is the leader of MDC Alliance so munorwirei? Isn't it an act of sheer greed kurwira nhaka muridzi asati afa? Tinyareiwo vanaChamisa; all along Mapombi was thinking makadzidza makangwara but ummm I doubt that now.
Mapombi will always be honest; kundivenga or kusandivenga I don't care because I will always tell the truth. Given a chance to choose Tsvangirai's successor right now, I would say my brother Elias Mudzuri is the best of them all. The man is very steady uye njere pamusha padzo. He showed his organising skills when he was the party's national organising secretary before Chamisa took over. When he was the mayor of Harare, he initiated quite a number of developmental projects. Mapombi is very sure in terms of quality none of the VPs would beat Mudzuri, not even Chamisa wenyu wamunoti he is charismatic. Chamisa anogona kungotaura zvinonakidza vanhu chete asi when it comes to organising and uniting people, he still has a very long way to go.
Anyway, today I want to concentrate more on mwana waMai Farai, Dr Paul Chimedza who was recently appointed Minister of State for Provincial Affairs for Masvingo. The seat is very hot and I am sure, if not careful, the good medical doctor vanosvuuka magadziko very soon.
Mapombi heard there were welcome celebrations for him on Monday but his enemies were busy planning against him at a separate venue. They were reversing Chadzamira's suspension and went ahead to fire vavowo. Kkkkkkk yangova party yekudzingana chete chete.
Kkkkkkk but Chadzamira ndomunzwira tsitsi ini vakomana; before he even changed his WhatsApp profile picture yake paisimudziwa naPresident Mugabe at Mucheke stadium achinzi ndiye chairman weMasvingo mava kutomudzingazve vakomana kkkkkkk murombo haarovi chine nguwo chokwadi.
But it is fun – it has become an open secret that Lacoste no longer want Mugabe but no one has the courage to tell him or at least to say it publicly. No one has the guts or balls to say Mugabe ngaachirova pasi but when they are by themselves unonzwa zvichinzi kamudhara aka hatichakadi mhani. Kkkkkk kotauraizve. Tell him to go. Go and nominate Mnangagwa at the extra-ordinary congress then you go for secret ballot election and eliminate him kana musisamude not kuswerotinyaudza kumabhawa uku.
Dr Chimedza, Mapombi would like to encourage you to be a bit firm. Remember kana watodya imbwa wotodya gonho. That post needs someone who is tough like the late Mahofa was. You should stamp authority. You should call Lacoste to order. They should shape up or ship out. Period!
For them to prefer to have their own meeting when everyone was celebrating and welcoming you is indiscipline of the highest order and must not go unpunished.
I liked Mzembi's speech at the celebrations – e-eh ndakasvika nepo ndikanzwa achibwereketa ko tinoshaikwa here isu pangonzi pane chikafu chemahara. Mzembi warned Chadzamira that he should take a back seat aite steady zvake till his suspension is lifted.
Lacoste is failing to appreciate one thing kuti vakarohwa makasi apa and to try and fight back undiplomatically will even bring more misery to the camp. Why not chill and start re-strategising again? Nharo dzegurwe hadzina kwadzinosvitsa idzi.
Anyway, Mapombi expect Dr Chimedza to be firm. I know the guy likes swag – kuchengeta ndebvu and zuda mumusoro, flat cap and chains chichii imwe iya iya but he has to be firm. Be firm; tonga vanhu mwana waMai Farai. Report them to Bob kana vazonyanya kuda kukunetsa.
Show them you just don't neglect chin hygiene for nothing.
By the way, it is almost lunch time guys regai ndiende zvangu ndindokanga maputi angu for lunch nekuti nzara ndanzwa. I last ate pamabiko paChimedza ipapo till today. But before I go, how is Mphoko doing? I like the old man that I cannot go for a week without finding out how is he doing. By the way, Saturday chakachaya paBulawayo paYouth interface rally namudhara. Mapombi expect Mphoko and Grace kuti vangochipedzesa game racho. Mboko imboko!mapombi