It's everywhere! Zvazara – even at my place at Chitima market people are talking about it. Asi hamunyare makaita seiko? Zuro ndizuro it was Chihuri being accused of corruption but now it seems the rot has cascaded down to provincial and district levels in the force. People are really losing the little confidence in our police. Many of them behave like ndivo vakatanga Zanu PF and they always try to bend the law so that they can please those in Zanu PF.
Do you still remember how police beat up Tsvangirai and other MDC supporters gore riya? How they banned a High Court-approved MDC-T rally in Zvishavane last year? Many of them are not professional at all; but now that Mugabe is gone handei tione! Mapombi knows very well that the majority will go home chete handiti Chihuri wakabaya madhongi achikuma. I thought Chihuri was invincible ka ini all along – in fact I thought he was the founding director of ZRP because aiita madiro aGeorgina chaiwo.
We are still seeing some officers with that mentality yekufunga kuti police ndeyavo vanoita zvavanoda nayo – it's just a matter of time comrades. Mapombi now understands why even ED prefers army to police on his security team. Anyway, I will not go deeper on that one otherwise I will raffle feathers tikapedzesera tava kupiwa macharges of treason nekuti tikaramba tava kutaurisa words like COUP will be unavoidable.
But Mapombi was disturbed by the news she got recently about how some senior police officers at Central are protecting a well-known fake prophet who runs a what what Ministries church. The pastor is fake and a number of dockets have been opened against him but nyaya dzingotsikwa-tsikwa simply because some police bosses go to his church where they are given very false prophecies.
The prophet recently impregnated two ladies from the church and Mapombi heard one of the girls is 17-year-old. The prophet is now forcing the girl to abort because vava kutya jere. Mapombi heard that the issue is now an open secret kuchurch but the police bosses are making frantic efforts to block the girl from opening a docket against the self-proclaimed prophet. Hamunyare makaita seiko?
Ko nhai shefu Mofolo munoregereiko zvakadaro zvichiitika. It's the talk of the town and imagine mukazoonawo isu vana Mapombi tozvinzwawo kwedu kuChitima uku. I'm sure even Makedenge or Ncube are aware of it – ko zvinozivikanwa nemunhu wese kani. Please madam, we want to see justice taking its course. We don't care about him being a fake prophet but his open zip policy preying on innocent young girls, underage for that matter! Aaah kusanyara chaiko!
Anyway, Mapombi will not waste much time on this fake prophet but ndakagara ndazvitaura kare kuti tumachurch tunopindirwa kuma industry kana muma garage hatuna maturo. Industries and garages are not for churches, please. Haaa zvakangokonzereswawo nekamudhara kaye kekwaZvimba kakavondonga economy kusvika macompany avhara.
Mapombi still suspects that Zanu PF has a hand mukurwara kwaMorgiza chete. I'm not saying Zanu inogadzira cancer but mukabvunza Bob zvakanyatsonaka anokutsemurirai gure rese. Maybe for those who do not know, there are chemicals ekuti akaisiwa mucup obva abvisiwa cup yosukwa, the chemical will remain potent for years and if one uses that cup to drink tea, one would consume the chemical bit by bit, causing cancer.
Anyway, God is the giver and taker of life. Kurwara hakusiko kufa – may Tsvangirai get well soon. Mapombi heard kuri kubvira chimoto chaiko. Kkkkkkk power is too sweet I guess. I heard Chamisa, Mudzuri, Khupe and Mukoma Doug vese vari kudawo chinzvimbo chaSave ichochi. Ahh hanzi naMwonzorawo. Mapombi is not so educated but I can tell you that Zanu PF will win the elections rakacheka nyika if the MDC fails to put its house in order. Musazoti handina kutaura.
But MDC-T so, mahwani. Those guys are a big joke. Mapombi heard MDC-T Masvingo urban district executive has been unleashed and is calling members for hearings for no apparent reason because some are afraid that their preferred candidates will lose elections if rivals are not quickly taken care of. Kkkkkk how can you suspend Hubert Fidze of all the people? Ko Tongai Matutu aita problem yei hake aita donation to the less privileged? I bet with the last drop of my blood that MDC-T will never win elections with this kind of attitude and behaviour. Kufanana neZanu PF here inongosunga maG40 chete? Ngwarai mhani imi makaita Seiko? Kuita sevana vakazvarirwa pabarika kudai.
It's almost lunch time guys let me go ndindozvikangira zvangu maputi angu ndizvidyire, kutyei zvangu munyika yakatorerwa Mugabe nana mukoma ikapiwa ED. These days I'm enjoying big time because rotten bananas ari tii ndiri kutombomabikisa kachasu zvangu. Before I go, did I hear correctly that Mphoko once attempted to take over imba yaJoice Mujuru yaaigara yegovernment? Can someone tell me kuti aingova manyepo because Mphoko haangambodaro mhani. What I can agree kuti Mhpoko can do is to go and stay in a five star hotel even for two years. I will miss Mphoko for sure. Mboko imboko!mapombi