Kkkkkk this country is a big joke. We have political parties with aspiring presidential candidates who are desperate to get mileage ahead of the forthcoming general elections. Mapombi saw some pictures of Nelson Chamisa weMDC posing in a bank queue while Zanu PF candidate President Emmerson Mnangagwa also claiming kuti ndinondomirawo muqueue mune vamwe imomo to get $20. Kkkkkk kutsvaga mavhoti nekumira muqueue yebank here nhai vakomana senge zvinotoshamisira.
Mapombi has a lot of confusion on who to vote for because all the presidential candidates are very far from impressing. MDC iri kungomhanya nekuti generational consensus zvobva zvatoguma zvakadaro. Its candidate Chamisa has only one advantage that he is still young and nothing more; the rest chero zvinotaurwa hazvina kana maturo ese.
Mapombi once saw that kind or excitement of being a presidential candidate at the turn of the millennium pana the late Morgan Tsvangirai (May his soul rest in eternal peace) where he would say anything without thinking. Mapombi is realising that kind of excitement is also fast catching up with Chamisa – bhora pasi mwana wamai mudenga ndemeshiri umo; dzungu hakusiko kungwara.
Chamisa must learn to have facts kwete kungowawata tsumo nemadimikira zvisina zvazvinoreva. Of course he is charismatic and anosimudza chaunga but for some of us vana Mapombi tinedzinopinza njere tinoterera mashoko toona kuti hapana chataurwa apa. Stop being like a president who thinks joining a bank queue to get $20 will help get votes. Mapombi would like to encourage Chamisa to take time listening to Tendai Biti; the guy knows his stuff – he is very composed and has detailed facts about everything he talks about. Biti might not be charismatic but the guy has sound policies.
Mapombi would like to encourage Chamisa to copy the good things kubvawo kune vamwe. And also be a unifier is the most beneficial thing he can do. Ko inga Chamisa ndiye anofarira katsumo kekuti chenga ose manhanga hakuna risina modzi ko zvino why not put that into practice. Swallow your pride and negotiate with Khupe for the good of the party – hapana Khupe paachatora power because yakatoenda kare so just accommodate her nhai veduwe.
Kkkkk but our ruling party is taking propaganda to another level. Maybe Mapombi needs to be schooled a bit on this one – inenge yambowanda seiko mari inosvika pakuuyiwa nayo nesaga? Mr President, you said a lady from CBZ suddenly came to your offices without booking? Is this true considering the tight security that is there at your offices? Let alone uchitova nesaga kkkkkkkk musationawo sepwere veduwe. Mr President tinyareiwo!
Besides CBZ is a modern bank zvekuti havangaise mari musaga mhani; anyway, Mapombi will not dig much on that but there are a lot of questions than answers though. Aaaah saga remari? Musaita zvekutambazve imi. Let us assume that our president vakaramba saga remari vakati ngaiisiwe kubank vagozondojoinawo queue vari ikoko. My question however, is how did the president get his January salary?
Joining bank queues is not something our president should be proud of. Instead, it is something he should be ashamed of. Zvotonyadzisa especially considering how people sleep in queues vakamirira kupiwa ma$20.
The president must come up with solutions to end cash crisis so that people do not queue to get few Bond Notes. We cannot afford to celebrate kuti president varamba cash because that is not the solution to the cash crisis we are facing. We want bank queues to disappear not for the president to brag that I also want to join the queues to get nuts from bank kkkkkkk dadai nezvimwe varume.
Mapombi is always a gentleman handivanzi hangu, hazviitise mbiri kumira mumutsetse webank to get $20. Both Chamisa and Mnangagwa must know that. Mapombi was baffled to see young Chamisa posing for a picture in a bank queue kkkkkkkkk young man zvemaBullet trains is far much better than zvowotanga zvisina maturo izvo. Rega vanoramba mari avo vaende mumaqueue because they think that is the solution to our problems. Or maybe they think people will forget their problems nekuti vamira napresident muqueue yekubank.
After all we know they are always given first preference chero vakaenda kubank kwacho – tinovaona kuno vana Mavhaire nana Zvobgo havambomire mumutsetse pavanoenda muCBZ umu what more president zvavo. Anywhere, Mapombi will not care much about these issues dzemabank because I don't have a bank account. Vanotopinda mumabank ndovaona zvangu ndichitsvaga rotten bananas in the bins.
It's almost lunch time ndichingodai kuwawata zvinogona kutoita kuti ndiswere ndatodumbirwa zvangu ndarohwa because we know them – they rarely reason therefore, they resort to beating up those who view things differently. Let me go ndindokanga hangu maputi angu for lunch. By the way I heard Mugabe has bounced back in active politics kkkkkkkk kamudhara kaye kane nharo wena. I'm sure Mphoko is in cloud nine and is already counting his chances of becoming VP again agoitazve dzimwe two years achigara muhotera kkkkkkkkk. Manje this time hamulume malume. Mboko imboko!mapombi