Kkkkkkk the kind of leadership we have ndomahwani chaiwo. Mapombi will not hesitate to say we have a serious leadership crisis in Zimbabwe. I head the ZRP Commissioner General mudhara Matanga was in Masvingo this week where he had a meeting with all officers-in-charge. Mapombi heard that the police boss suggested that no junior officer should come to work with cellphones. Kkkkkk hanzi hakuna unofanira kuuya necellphone kubasa because dzinokanganisa kushanda kkkkkkk maBoss anoda kubatsirwa aya.
Tuku said 'kunzwa musoro kutema sandiro dambudziko; ongorora chikonzero chaita kuti musoro uteme'. You cannot ban technology Cde Matanga; you can try at your own peril. I don't think the officers are not working because of cellphones but the conditions are deplorable to say the least. Basa rechipurisa rinombaishoreka; a guard alert security officer is far much better. Improve the working conditions and salaries, and see if people will not work. Mapombi does not wish to have a boyfriend or any relative in the police force, teacher akange nani.
Anyway, Mapombi is still doing a research kana vanoziva ndibatsireiwo. Chirwere chinonzi nhuta ndiyo yatinoti cancer paChirungu here? Our VP Chiwenga said he suffers from nhuta and I am thinking kuti ndiyo cancer paChirungu, but then is cancer sexually transmitted? The VP said even his wife Mary suffers from the same disease? I don't know ndibatsireiwo vanhu vaMwari tione kuti VP vedu tingavabatsira sei because kwedu kuno kuChitima Market mishonga yechivanhu izere kana riri guchu haupedze. Chakaona hama hachisekwe varume zvoda kubatsirana izvi mind you mbudzi kubarira pavanhu hanzi nditandirwe imbwa – inga VP vedu vakataura pachena nezvedenda ravaitisa like he is bleaching. He is not bleaching at all. Inhuta!
Kkkkk but Mapombi like the combination of the trio of ED, Chiwenga and Mohadi. The comrades are not charismatic and I wonder how they are going to win this election if they don't rig. Their speeches are not inspiring at all senge Mohadi kkkkkk Mapombi akange nani. I'm only limited because no one can take me serious because of where I stay kwedu kuChitima uku where I survive by eating rotten bananas and maputi asina nzungu. Besides that kumirisana naMohadi I can defeat him pafeya.
Still on this election issue; I think people like Chris Mustvangwa should be taught a very good lesson. The guy is misinformed that he thinks he is likeable – can someone tell him the truth kuti haachadiwe kuNorton. That Langton guy is the man of the moment and Mapombi heard what they did to him. Mapombi is very sure that Mutsvangwa will be humbled come general elections; I am sure this time achatuka ari ED chaiye. Kkkkkk but how can Mutsvangwa describe our political commissar Rugeje as a political novice? Kkkkkkk Rugeje hauna hasha wena hahahaha kunzi political novice. But sometimes kugona benzi kurinyararira makatogona Cde Rugeje.
Now the people of Norton should show Mutsvangwa kuti who is the real political novice. #MutsvangwaMustFall. I heard mface akanga adya Mutsvangwa was threatened akatiza hake kuti vanozviti vakangwara vasare vatonge. Mapombi just wonders what will happen if the special advisor vakarohwavo havo nekamwe kamunhu kasina basa or naMliswa. If a special advisor fails to strategise to win a mere constituency what then would he advise a president of a whole country? Tichaonerera rwendo rwuno.
It's almost lunch time guys let me go ndindokanga zvangu maputi angu for lunch but chando chava kurova vakomana. People should spare a thought for people who need help like at the Old People's Home, Pioneer Cottages and Alpha Cottage. Let us assist them with blankets and jackets even second hand jackets will go a long way in keeping them warm. And of course, kana azosarawo mozopawo isu vana Mapombi because the breeze from Mucheke River inombondifungisa kundowanikwa ini. Yes, I think of getting married; at least from now then I can divorce hangu around October uko ndodzokera hangu kuChitima Market kwandajaira.
I heard the young man had a difficult time in UK? I heard that activist journalists grilled him? Mapombi would like to salute Chamisa for maintaining his cool; that guy is an activist journalist. I haven't heard of any professional journalist using words like silly and nonsense. Never. Haters must not celebrate that mediocrity; if anything they should advice that sucker to act more professional. They can go ahead and push the ED agenda but we want professional journalists.
Of course Chamisa must pay particular attention to some of the issues Sackur raised. Manage your excitement Mr President Chamisa and stop lying. Mapombi knows that some of the issues are meant to be jokes, in bad taste though, but Chamisa must manage that uye kungonyepa so hakudikanzwe. Don't take voters for granted some of us are divorced from Zanu PF because vanonyepa varume ava so if Chamisa wants to join the league yekunyepa then be assured he will not get my vote. And of course with the attitude of people around Chamisa, my vote is just as useless as Khupe's. Ndine phobia yenhema hangu I would rather vote for Nkosana Moyo than munhu anoda kutiona setakapusa achitinyepera. Why lying that you met Trump when you met his administration?
Mapombi heard Chamisa's ardent supporters trying to justify that ukaona machinda aMambo watoona Mambo kkkkk hooo. Itai tione.
Mapombi was hoping to see NPF ichimhanya mhanya but it seems the guys are full of confusion. We are hearing they have a lot of resources but hatisi kumaona isu. Start campaigning comrades if you are really there because hapasisina nguva apa. I cannot really wait to see Mugabe campaigning for the opposition and attacking Zanu PF. Ichoooo…Ichooooo…Ichoooo. Asante Sana…Asante Sana…Asante Sana. Iwe neni tine basa! Imagine Mphoko ari paside donating chicks and incubators kkkkkk gore rino. Mboko imboko!mapombi