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Kkkkkkkk but kahurumende kaMnangagwa so ka, mahwani. Mapombi is sure that the new dispensation does not like the police and the CIO but never thought they would reduce those officers to that level.
Honestly, dressing our police officers like airtime vendors is out of order! Our patrol control units are now dressed like Net1 airtime vendors – vava kupfeka mabhibhi eOrange and one can hardly notice the difference.
Just yesterday, a police officer got so angry when Mapombi called him through the car window akafuratira kuti mukuwasha ndipeiwo airtime yeNet1. Akabva acheuka zvikanzi ambuyawasha mundikwanire imi murikuona senge ndinotengesa airtime ini. It was only after he turned around and faced me that I realized that he was not an airtime vendor but a police officer akanyorwa in the front kuti patrol control.
Mapombi heard that the commissioner general Matanga loves his beer so much therefore, it might be possible that he approved this uniform for patrol control akarohwa zvake nebhabharasi because hazviite izvi. The good thing is that our police will also vote on the 30th of July and all Mapombi want to say to them is know the government which eroded their dignity. Zivai munhu ari kukupai nhamo and vote wisely!
Even the army, which is touted to be having influence in the current government, is also struggling – Mapombi heard vanzwa nebeans and cabbages vana mukoma kumaBarracks uku while their bosses are enjoying big time. I will not say more otherwise ndinoswera ndaitiwa zvangu yaKudzi Chipinga munongovaziva vana mukoma kuti vakadzidza vashoma the majority hardly use their brains vanongorova chete, sekutaurwa kwazvakaitwa naUncle Bob painterview iya. Kkkk, hanzi vazhinji vacho Havana kudzidza sema CIO.
Mapombi is also worried that President ED is talking of peaceful and violence-free elections but his party is intimidating and forcing opposition members to attend its rallies especially in Zaka East and Gutu where such cases have been reported.
We want peace; people must exercise tolerance and allow the electorate to choose candidates of their choice kurovana hakuna kunaka – we will all still be Zimbabweans at the end of the day of the elections.
But Mapombi respects the war vets spokesperson Douglas Mahiya – ndovanonzi varume ava kwete vaya vakanyorwa pama toilet. Mahiya is a real man! He is like Mapombi tisu vanhu two vanofira kutaura chokwadi.
I once said it several times that not even one criminal was arrested though the junta claimed that they intervened because the former president Uncle Bob was surrounded by criminals. Now Mahiya told us that the same criminals who were surrounding the former president are now surrounding ED. Ndakambozvitaura izvi vamwe vakati Mapombi anopenga but the war vets have since seen it also that ED is now surrounded by the same criminals.
Mapombi would like to know how many criminals the junta arrested when it intervened in November last year. Tiudzeiwo kuti makasunga mukavharira vangani mujere because the reason for intervention was that the former president was surrounded by criminals? 
Cde Mahiya; may you kindly tell ED that these criminals around him will cost him come July 30 elections. We gave him over seven months to prove himself but the best he could do was to buy Chicken Inn in Chegutu using a crispy US$20 note and giving over $17 as tip – makamboonepi tip inowanda kudarika the cost of the product yawatenga? ED is busy encouraging us to use plastic money but iye achitenga nemaUS dollars – vanoona sekuti takanyanya kupusa varume ava handiti?
Some of us hatichamboziva kuti there are real US dollars in this country but vamwe vanotoita kupa tip nawo. People are sleeping in queues at banks and they are struggling even to get mabond note chaiwo but varidzi venyika vanawo maUS dollars.
I like one thing about the war vets – they learnt kutaura chokwadi last year when they joined Mapombi to tell the people kuti Mugabe haachaite. When Mapombi was condemning Uncle Bob some people in Zanu PF accused her of being munhu weopposition but when the wily old uncle was finally forced out by the junta, they started to say Mapombi akapenga vakomana akanga aonera kudhara.
I am saying the same with the current junta government kuti vanhu ava havaite ava and the same people are saying ndinopenga but very soon they will say Mapombi waireva chokwadi. Chete vamwe takapiwa chipo chekuonera makasi; this junta government is struggling and there is really nothing worthy writing home about.
Of course, Chamisa has his weakness but for now he is the best option – anotodawo kubatsirwa mufana uyu but ari nani chose pana ED nevamwe vake. ED failed to solve the cash crisis in seven months but the MDC did it in a few weeks' time during inclusive government. Let us be honest with each other zveEconomy hazvisi zvenyu vanhu veZanu chamunogona it's violence and rigging elections.
Now the opposition is raising a lot of issues they want Zec to address before elections but nothing is happening. In fact Zanu PF is supporting Zec kuti zvinhu zvakatonaka zvakadaro. Really?
But this time Zanu iri kuigochera pautsi chete. Mapombi is very sure the best ED can force is an inclusive government because kuhwina chaiko haapabudi naChamisa. The young man anodiwa zvake even in rural areas people are just asking kuti ko kunze kwaChamisa pangava neumwe upi ipapa wekusarudza. People are ready to vote for Chamisa and they cannot wait for July 30.
Anyway, it's almost lunch time guys let me go ndindokanga zvangu maputi angu for lunch. By the way, remember the less privileged this winter by donating a jersey or blanket veduwe. We have orphanages and old people's homes kune vanhu vanoda kubatsirwa; let us donate zvishoma zvatiinazvo veduwe.
You may donate to Mapombi as well because kuno kuChitima market kwandogara chando chiri kuvava chaiko. Manje ndikafa nyaya dzinozipa kudai munoudzwa nani? Before I go, did Mphoko join NPF?  Where is Mphoko guys? Can someone pass my greetings and tell him that Mapombi really miss him. Hanzi ava kuda kudzingwa kuChpooies nevakomana vepa Botswana apa vakabatana nema India avo. Mboko imboko!
Please police boss Matanga gadzirisai this as a matter of urgency. Mapombi knows very well that you like your beer so much so maybe you approved this makarohwa nebhabharazi because this orange colour is really irritating and one can hardly notice the difference between airtime vendors and our police. Please restore the dignity of our police.mapombi

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