Kkkkkk some people should be employed in the business of selling secondhand clothes instead of being leaders. Yes, vanofanira kutengesa mabhero chaiwo; Mapombi is very sure many of my avid readers would agree with this.
Can you imagine vari zvavo pedu paChitima market apo or at Mbare musika vachideedzera; 'Tine maT-shirt…kune maT-shirt..t..t….tichakupai maT-shirt…kune maT-shirt..t..t..t. Kkkkkkk he will be a good market of second hand clothes I am sure kutovati tungamirai nyika kutokanganisa chaiko.
Anyway, July 30 is next week – we shall see. Mapombi once told you that clueless leaders should be allowed to rest, let alone old people – ko vakandodya zvavo mudyandigere vakarega vadiki vakatonga zvakaipei?
Kkkkkk but Kedha ndomahwani; Mapombi heard he has since realized that spaghetti roads are possible in Zimbabwe. I heard he encouraged Harare City council to construct spaghetti roads; of course he used words like vakaivo migwagwa inopindana-pindana. Kkkkkk this is what Chamisa referred as spaghetti roads ka nhai Kedha ko wava kurasika papi mukahwani room.
Mapombi is happy that at least our leaders are now buying into Chamisa's ideas though they prefer to use different terminology – they call them modern world class roads and fast trains while Chamisa call them spaghetti roads and bullet trains kkkkkkk it's just a matter of semantics maCdes but ndozvairehwa nemufana uyu muchiti hazviitike.
Now that Zanu is agreeing with Chamisa's vision then Mapombi will certainly vote for the young man because muzivi wezhira yeparuware ndiye mufambi wayo. It is Chamisa who has the vision so he is the best man to implement it. Giving Zanu PF a good policy document is a waste of time because they will never implement it – we all know what happened to ZimAsset yakangosvika pakuraswa pasina chabuda and now they have this blueprint isina zita iyi inongosvikazve pakuraswa.
They are good at sweet-talking but implementation dhololo. Mapombi is surprised by the rate at which ED forgets things; I wonder is age fast catching up with him? At 76 the man hardly remember things now; hanzi election musi wa31 December; 4+10 = 40 kkkkk haa izvi ndazvikonewa ini zvangu mwana wekwaChirimudombo. I think someone was a bad learner or should I say a slow learner because how can one, who has been with uncle Bob for decades, failed to master what Mugabe was doing? At 94, Uncle Bob gives you issues as they are and he hardly forgets crucial things.
Mapombi is always a gentleman ende handivanzi ini; gwendo gwuno ngwena inotiza mudziva chete. Namai kudai ndotokupikirai. If Chamisa fails to win, I bet I will not eat maputi for the next five years – hamundioni futi ndichidya maputi, which is my staple food, andinokanga everyday aya.
As long as the elections are free and fair; Chamisa will win this next week election. I heard junta is already intimidating people in Mwenezi tiri kuzvinzwa zvese. What I know is that ED will never win a free, fair and credible elections. Ndopika naBlessing Chebundo kudai!
But Chamisa must be careful; I don't really think the issue is on the ballot paper. Zanu has intelligent people; they might send high profile guys from the security to give false information to Chamisa so that they divert his attention on the real issues.
What I know is Zanu PF hardly repeats the same tactic it used in the previous election – in 2008 they used violence but things were totally different in 2013 where they are alleged to have used Nikuv. In 2013, MDC-T put a lot of emphasis on need for a non-violent election and they were given that but vakarohwa nezveusiku on july 31, 2013. Even up to today, many of them can hardly explain kuti vakadyiwa sei.
And my worry now is that they put more emphasis on the ballot paper but I think Zanu is using a totally different tactic this time around – pamwe kungofungawo hangu kwangu semunhu anoonekwa nevazhinji senge mupengo asi chati homu chareva varume. Many people think that I am mad because they see me dressed in rags but what they do not know is that I am like this because of Zanu PF.
My father was a successful businessman but in 2008 all his money disappeared kubank and in 2009 he died of BP ini ndokusara ndava nherera. Can you imagine ndaitovawo musikana mhenya yaitotemwa dzinobudawo ropa but iyezvino ndasakadzwa nemaSquatter because mari yababa vangu yakadyiwa nehurumende yeZanu PF.
I become so emotional when I think about it; I'm surviving on rotten bananas and maputi every day. I sold all the cattle that was left by my dad so that I could go to university with the hope that I would one day get proper. Now ndangova graduate rinorara mukaimba kemapaper. Chamisa is my last hope; kana zvarambisisa hazvo I pray for an inclusive government.
Anyway, it's almost lunch time let me go ndindokanga hangu maputi angu for lunch. But before I go, let me remind those in the same situation with me kuti ziva munhu akakupa nhamo yaunayo wena and vote wisely on July 30. Kkkkkkk I heard someone achiti we are in this mess because of sanctions hahahaha mutikwanire manzwaka?
I am certain that Chamisa has two votes already – my vote and that of Mphoko kkkkkk kana muchida huyai tiite bheji-bheji Mphoko haambovhotere Zanu PF chero zvodii kkkkkk. Mboko imboko!mapombi