Mapombi now understands why things are not going on well in some of these government offices; it’s because they are manned by incompetent officials, and one such example is Machako – a director in the office of our good Minister of State for Masvingo Provincial Affairs. They guy is very incompetent; Mapombi can confidently tell you guys. In fact his red eyes made Mapombi suspect kuti ndoumwe wevamwe vanoenda kubasa vakarohwa nembanje chete.
Mapombi heard her bosses complaining about this pint-sized guy saying he knows nothing; ndokuzonzwazve nemamwe maCdes in the media industry crying over Mchako’s conduct. His latest blundering was when minister Chadzamira recently delivered a press statement on the preparations for the national clean-up campaign which was scheduled for yesterday. Guess what Machako did – he barred journalists from asking questions or seeking clarity. Kkkkkk the guy is not so intelligent I tell you and I don’t know why he is a director in that office when he misdirects the minister like that. What was the purpose of inviting the media in the first place when he knew that he would not allow any questions or requests for clarifications? I am sure Machako was desperate to cover up fearing that his boss would be asked tough questions as we all know that there is very little to write home about Zanu PF since they controversially won the elections this year. In fact they did not win the elections but they were declared winners by the Malaba-led bench - with how many votes - only God knows.
Mapombi will not waste much time talking about this useless Machako pamwe anenge akatorohwa zvake nembanje because makambomuonepi munhu wekuti chero na7am maziso anenge atotsvuka kuti piriviri. But tsika yako uirege iwe chimudhara chipfupi – why can’t you allow vana Irimayi avo who work with the media every day to run the show? Kuda kunzi mungona here nhai kkkkkkkkkkk nhamo.
Anyway, last week mother Zimbabwe was in the province – I mean the First Lady. Yes; she is the first lady and Mapombi has no doubt about that; zveavo vanoda kuwanza mashoko kuti heee she was small-house what what ini handizvizive izvozvo. All I know is she is the First Lady.
But can someone tell me; is it a pre-requisite that our First Ladies vanofanira kungozhangandira or it’s just a bad precedence which was left by our learned former First Lady? Or is it in style for a First Lady kuti angoita speed imwe iya iya? I am serious ndoda kutozivawo.
Can you imagine our First Lady spent the whole day at Helen McGhie Primary School doing nothing but kugara zvavo vachiita ngano kuvana vechikoro…. The whole day ngano dzichitsva apa Dead BC camera ichitora mashura iwayo. And guess what; Auxillia was among the top stories achiita ngano pachikoro ipapo paHelen McGhie hahahaha kumwa kuda camera kwacho munozokunyanya Amai. I felt sorry for Chadzamira who was made to sit down parukukwe ngano dzichitsva kkkkkkkk imagine the whole day murume mukuru akati tekeshe parukukwe kkkkkkk.
But for those who care to remember they will agree with Mapombi that this is how our former First Lady started achingobuda ariko kuDanhiko every day isu vana Mapombi tikazvireva kuti mukadzi ava kuenderera uyo vanhu veZanu vakatiitisa nharo.
People are starving and the economic crisis is getting worse every day but a whole First Lady kutouya hake kuzoswerotamba achiita ngano wasting government resources like that. All those CIOs and government officials being paid for nothing. We want a mother who is reasonable – who can address bread and butter issues not wasting resources kuuya kuzoita ngano kuno. Hamunyare makaita seiko?
I think ED, his wife and government yake are just clueless. They don’t know anything about solving the economic crisis. In fact, that guy called Mthuli hahahahahaha mutuvi chaiwo uya. For those who know mutuvi they will totally agree with me.
Mapombi is always a gentleman so ndinofira kureva zvangu. The challenge that we have is that ED and his comrades are capitalists and the challenge with capitalists they only think about how they can fatten their pockets and nothing else. Mutuvi’s policies are clear for anyone to notice that tiri kutongwa nemaCapitalists.
Capitalists don’t have people at heart – all they want is to make profit; and for that reason a two percent tax was imposed on innocent citizens so that vanoita mari havo. Mthuli has imposed a number of policies which will negatively affect citizens again so that they can make money – that is exactly the behavior of capitalists. But one thing that Mapombi knows is chisingapere chinoshura; who imagined Mugabe would go that way?
But mukati murume unonzi Jorum Gumbo dzakanyatsoti kwesere? This is a genuine question guys because Mapombi is really confused and does not understand this not-so-intelligent minister. Gumbo has been on record saying Zim has enough fuel but many citizens are asking saka iri kupi fuel yacho if we have enough?
We see long winding queues in town every day but a whole minister thinks he can fool the nation by lying that we have enough fuel. Kkkkk Mr Minister wake up; we do not have enough fuel in Zim please. Stop lying! Maybe you want to portray to the international community an all-is-well smokescreen in Zimbabwe. Of course all is well in Zimbabwe but we do not have enough fuel.
I think corruption inovhiringidza urozvi chete ini. I now strongly believe that because some of the things that are said by these corrupt government officials unotosara uchizvibvunza kuti baba ava dzakakwakana here.
Anyway, it’s almost lunch time let me go ndindokanga zvangu maputi angu for lunch. I don’t want to imagine what I will eat on Christmas Day and New Year. At least I will manage to have maputi angu hangu and of course rotten bananas. Mapombi strongly believes that things could have been different if Mphoko was still the Vice President because by now all women would have received day-old chicks and incubators tichitoziva kuti paholiday tichadya nyama yehuku. With these VPs we now have ummm only God knows. Mboko imboko!