Kana chinhu chaora chinenge choda kuraswa or to be buried. Even nyama chaiyo kana yaora don’t try to wash it because munokuvara nemudumbu iko kusina mvura kudai. Chinhu chaora ichi. I hope vane nzeve dzekunzwa, those with ears have heard. Ini hangu Mapombi you may call me a mad woman but I think I can run this country better than those smartly dressed and fancy useless people occupying high offices. There is no worse curse than being led by muscles without brains. To a hammer, everything suddenly become nails kkkk. Tiri munhamo hama dzangu. After all has been said and done, it will eventually boil down to the issue of brains. There is a drought of that in those offices gentlemen and fellow ladies. They have the brains in their big heads but I am sure they have gone on a sabbatical. Or vanorwadziwa nekufunga so they rarely refer to their brains. Ko hapana pauchaita chinhu chinokurwadza when there are easy options.
I heard the destruction boys, brother Mthuli and Panonetsa Mangudya, saying they are going to introduce a new currency or notes hameno ikoko. I have said most of the people in those high offices do not have brains but I do not think that is the challenge with these boys. They have some of the best brains in the country but I am sure there is something that is seriously wrong. If you listen to Mthuli talk you can actually tell that the brother makes sense but there is always disaster at the end of the tunnel. Ini ndichikura my teacher whom we nicknamed Chipaku paku or Chamatototo would tell me not to associate myself with dull people. I thought that was a bit rude but ndakazoona kuti the man had a lot of wisdom. He said if you are sharp and you surround yourself with dull people one of two things will happen. Chipaku paku said it’s either the dull people will change you or you will change the dull people but the former is the most likeliest outcome.
Now I am beginning to see the wisdom yaitaurwa nemuchinda uyu. Brother Mthuli haangamboiti anything chinemusoro because by association the man is already very dull. What do you expect brother Mthuli to do when he is surrounded by the likes of Matemadanda who are all muscle with a pea sized brain? Baba vebenzi havana mufaro. I think brother Mthuli has the best brains in Zanu PF but mazivanhu akamutenderedza ndiwo mazitofo chaiwo. Instead, they have roped brother Mthuli into the same band wagon and are now all singing from the same hymn book. This is why we see brother Mthuli and Panonetsa vachiita the same thing which was done by Gono gore riya and they expect a different result. New currency is not the solution iwe Mthuli naPanonetsa. But mamwewo mazita tangai mafunga musati mapa vana because nditwo twuvanhu twunozotinetsa mangwana. What does Mthuli even mean kkkkk. Hanzi Dambudzo, Panonetsa, Dugish, Guvheya, Chafungamoyo, Gudzameso ahhhh vanhu vanovhunduka ka.
Don’t expect miracles because of the new currency or notes whatever you choose to call it. Gono takambomuudza akazotipinza muna taisireva nekuda kwekuoma musoro. Kana chinhu chaora chaora you have to get rid of it and move on. I do not know who advised these guys to print this new money. It will not solve anything but may add to the problem. What we want is a solution kwete kuita madzana mbwanana madzeketembwe amuri kutiitira aya varume imi. I say varume imi because hakuna mukadzi ane hushingi hwekupaza nyika kudai. Zvinogonekwa nevarume chete izvi. Vana Mthuli and Dambudzo and all those guys with hinting names. They say the problem with Zimbabweans is that we see only negatives so let us wait and see tione kuti new currency iyi inobuda sei. Mapombi anenge akati zete zvake kuno kuChitima watching from the terraces. Maybe tinomhanyira kushora zvinhu zvichizobuda zvakanaka kkkk. But we all know the truth hedu. Chakachenjedza ndechakatanga. But I have faith in Mthuli’s new deputy, the Zaka East man. Ko finance yakapihwawo kuno Masvingo. Wezhira wakarangarirwa. I hope mukoma Chiduwa you will not be corrupted by these no brainers. Go and dilute vana Mthuli ivawo and show them that Masvingo ine uruzvi.
Cabinet reshuffle iyi handina kunatsa kuoina mushe. Maybe ndakaona list isiri complete because hapana kana change yandakaona ini other than kungoita recycle the same old, tired useless old guard. It’s a matter yekumboti shamwari wanyanya kuba uri ipapo chimbobva unoba uri pamwe patsva pauri pambouyawo pabe mumwe kkkk. Zanu PF will never change varume. The more you think you can change it that is when it changes you. Ask Chamisa kkkk. Handiti maimbomuona achimira mufuel and bank queues in solidarity with the suffering masses but ikozvino muchambomuona. Saka munoti haasi kuwana fuel and cash here. Even Dambudzo achangopinda handiti takanzwa kuti akaramba pay yake cash yauya iri musaga achiti anonomirawo muqueue kubank sevamwe. Zvino ukaona salary youya iri musaga iiiiih pakaoma kkkk. It means varume vari kuripwa kugara zvavo. Ikozvino hanzi you will withdraw money till you lose appetite for it. But why ED. Handiti you withdraw mari kana unayo. The people do not have the money to withdraw. Ndimi mega munadzo mari kwamuri ikoko.
Reshuffling iyi it missed the target. Hanzi fish inoora from the head so we need to remove the head first. The head ndiyo Dambudzo. Imagine a rotten fish head telling other parts of the fish that maora or mabanana andinodya ini Mapombi kuno kuChitima achiudza mamwe ari on sale kuti maora kkkkk what an irony. We need a complete reshuffle gentlemen and that can only happen if we start with the rotten head. The only reshuffle which will bring meaningful change to this country is shuffling the whole presidium. Ko kana munhu atadza anosiya basa. Remember even Mugabe once reshuffled this man. Hatidi cabinet reshuffle, we want presidium reshuffle. General Chiwenga has been down and out for over six months now but he is still the VP why, Mohadi is equally useless but he is still the VP why. Even the number 1 is really performing like our bond note currency but he is reshuffling others why? The top three guys needs reshuffling as a matter of urgency. Mapombi has said enough regai ndinokanga hangu maputi angu for lunch. Mboko imboko.