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What is this I am hearing about the Chinese vaccine nhai varume? What I want to know is whether the Sinopharm and Sinovac vaccines are safe or not. Mapombi is very emotional about this issue because I received my first jab of the donated Chinese Sinopharm vaccine and am waiting to get the second jab very soon. Eheka isu takabaiwa the donated ones not dzakazotengwa idzi kkkkk. While I am waiting for my second jab I hear the World Health Organisation (WHO) is investigating the Chinese vaccines. Saka makambovaregererei vachitipa those vaccines if you were not sure? What is wrong with you guys? Nyaya dzemavaccine dzava more confusing but vanhu ndeva Mwari. We just have to find comfort in that simple fact. But why does Zanu PF blindly trust the Chinese like that. If Mapombi dies because of the vaccine chipoko changu will haunt Zanu PF for life. Hokoyo Mnangagwa hokoyo kkkkkk.

I do not want to lie to you dear readers but the truth of the matter is all is not well in Zanu PF. My sources tell me that Mnangagwa is sleeping with one eye open because the support seems to be shifting from him and going towards Khedha. Khedha akuda kutotiza nechinhu and the grassroots are saying he is a better devil. Benzi ibenzi hama dzangu and hakuna riri nani. Chiwenga and ED are the same man and replacing one with another will not yield the intended result. As long as Zanu PF is in charge nothing will ever change. How many of you are saying Mugabe was better than ED? But pakapinda ED everyone was saying heee ED is the real deal but he turned out to be a real dambudziko. Everyone is now being reactionary hanzi dai tisina hedu kubvisa Mugabe kkkkk. Mugabe was better in what way nhai imi vanhu? Most people fail to understand that Zanu PF is a system which is deeply entrenched and even if you take Chamisa to lead it today he would never change the system but the system will change him.

The simple fact of the matter is that we all have these brilliant ideas until we join Zanu PF. Look at Mthuli Ncube for example, he had all these brilliant ideas on how to transform the economy but when he joined the system his first move was to rob us of our money. A lot of people no longer recognize the Mthuli Ncube who was out of government and the Mthuli they are seeing now. Well, the system changed and swallowed him. His ideas no longer matter and the only word that matters is of Zanu PF. Mthuli has made our lives a living hell and he keeps telling us that things are getting better. I don’t know which world Mthuli is living in. The only problem is that these guys are surrounded by thieves and looters which makes it difficult for them to see beyond that small circle. They think that everyone lives that same life as theirs and see poverty as a sign of weakness. We are poor because of Zanu PF so for any meaningful change to take place, we need a new system altogether and this means Zanu PF has to go, no I mean swop places with MDC Alliance kkkkk. Ukati Zanu PF must go unoswera wasungwa wobhadhariswa mazimari like zviri kuitwa opposition activists. Parikurohwa fund raising yakasimba apo.

But to all those who are being persecuted I say do not despair, the misery that is upon us is nothing but the passing of greed. Like I said earlier nyika yakuda kutonaka iyi. Zanu PF yakuda kuvhunura like it did last time when they deposed of the G40 faction. Matemadanda uriko here uko. Heads are going to roll very soon and rumour has it that Chiwenga is fed up with corruption by those who allege to be close to ED. They think they are above the law and have a carte blanche to do whatever they want. VP Chiwenga, Mapombi is told, has warned ED that the corruption being orchestrated in his name will cost the party dearly and I can tell you that interesting times lay ahead. Mapombi will be there watching from the terraces ko tingadii. Hanzi panotungana dzemudanga ma1 anenge atanga. Ngazvibayane ikoko kusvika General Valerio Sibanda watora chinhu. I hear he is the most sober person out there and with him at the helm todya uchi. Nyika inodirwa sugar iyi varume and tinorohwa nembovha yemufaro mangwanani ngwanani. Kurova reverse jive kkkkkk.

Ko hanziiko paMozambique apo. I hear Cabo Delgado yanetsa with terrorists who want to create an Islamic State. Our trigger happy soldiers should be deployed there to silence the guns. We know our defense forces vanongwarira isu vana Mapombi tiri unarmed. Matemadanda used to brag kuti our army vanonzi vana mafuranhunzi so I hope they will go there very quickly and stop the madness of killing people in such gruesome manner. I am not against any religion but what kind of religion gives people pleasure of beheading others. Kana Islam ichidaro then pasi nayo. Why should we kill people like we are killing chickens? I know our soldiers will not dare go to Mozambique because they will all be killed. Zvasiyana nekumhanyisa vanhu mumastreet emuHarare and shooting innocent civilians at 45 degree angles. Chirega iyi tisiye yakadaro because ndingauya ndikapedzerwa shungu.

I hear Zanu PF has reactivated its terror machine vana Border Gezi, Green Bomber or the national youth service. We all know the crimes committed by these indoctrinated fools. Why reactivating the green bombers now? Are you realizing that 2023 will not be a walk in the park as you anticipated? Do you need these green bombers to terrorise our people like what happened in 2008. Let me tell you something iwe ED neteam rako, we are not afraid of the green bombers. Let them come and Mapombi will deal with them. Enough is enough. Chamisa I hope you are with me on this one. Make no mistake about it because these green bombers will be used in 2023. They will do all the dirty work for ED. I hope the vanguard will protect us. I would love to see MDC Alliance activating its vanguard now. Mapombi will come join the vanguard without doubt. We will not be terrified forever kkkk. That is just anger talking semunhu atambura nenhamo. But vana veZimbabwe let us not be used mhani imi. What do you benefit kana uchipisa imba yemumwe weganda dema.  

To all the youth out there I say to you please refuse to be used to protect these old guys. They want to stay in power and ruin our lives yet they say we are the future. They want to take us to that stupid Chitepo School of Ideology so that we are diverted from real issues and be a passive generation. We will speak against all the ills and no amount of intimidation will ever work. Bring those green bombers tinopedzerana. Someone whispered in my ear that the green bombers will be put on pay roll. Where will the money come from when you can’t even give our beloved teachers enough money to lead a basic life? These green bombers are the majority of ghost workers who have for long been chocking our wage bill. Don’t abuse our youth with this green bomber thing please. I have said enough regai ndinokanga zvangu maputi for lunch but before I go I am happy that Biti and his team have bounced back on Parliament. Hanzi muchinda uya anonzi Chikanda does not have the legal authority to fire anyone kkkk. What a circus. How will Biti then say the courts have been captured by Zanu PF when he won this challenge? Zanu PF has scored on this one. They can now argue that their hands are off the judiciary. Poltical parties must learn to respect the electorate. Regai ndinokanga zvangu maputi for lunch. Mboko imboko.

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